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Andrew was sick, he was soo sick, he wanted to make his OWN medicine, his very own medicine to cure himself, since that shitty medicine that tastes like ur mum sucks arse.
However.... he mixed up these random things, to create the base ingrediant of.......
DUN
DUN
DUUUUUUUUUUNNUN
FUCK YOU.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
VIAGRA.
He then, suddenly went on his horny rampage, looking through the internet, typing in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2WeLCE_Yss looking at :55 every single damn time.
He went to sleep, dreaming of many girls with abnormally large breasts with pink hair, cute little voices bound and gagged squeeing and sturggling. He wakes up with wet pants.
"OH SHIT I MUST CHANGE!" he said to himself, suddenly, his mum cums through the door.
*Looks*
Hey! You have morning wood! YAAY IM PROUD OF YOU *Huggles* said his mum, which we shall call Patricks' sister.
She leaves and he says "This isn't morning wood! Its mah normal pen0r!"
In the middle of changing, Haruka BURSTS through the door, after eating some of Andrews' home made Viagra.
"I WUV YOU NOW FUCK ME PLEASE!" Haruka exclaimed and forced Andrew to do incestually do her when their only in their underwear.
Suddenly, its 8:30.
OH SHET THEIR GUNNA BE LAET 4 SCHOOL.
Andrew, still horny from his accidently made viagra(He still thinks its medicine)
BY MUM I WUV YOU! he waved good bye.
Then... he spots this guy named Patrick. Andrew suddenly becomes hornier, due to the fact his special medicine has chemicals that takes away his heterosexuality and replaces it with homosexuality. Exposure this chemical can at first give you bi-curiousity, to bisexuality, finally, to homosexuals.
Andrew runs to Patrick, groping his crotch. Patrick says "AAAAAAAAH GET OFF ME I DONT SWING THAT WAY!"
Andrew replies "You naughty little boy, don't repent from me! You are mine! >:)"
This caused some attention, with this other boy named CJ saying "NUUU ANDREW I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPEEEECIAAAL".
All the girls squeel and take out their cell phones to take special pictures for them to masturbate to. The teacher cums, to remain her anonymous, lets call her Misses Williams.
Misses Williams:HEY! WHATS GOING ON HERE?!
Patrick: ANDREW IS RAEPING MEEEE.
Misses Williams:RAEP IS ILLEGAL, ONLY TENTACLE RAPE IS ALLOWED! ANDREW, TO DETENTION, PATRICK, TO GUIDENCE OFFICE! NAO!