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Marluxia
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Andrew was sick, he was soo sick, he wanted to make his OWN medicine, his very own medicine to cure himself, since that shitty medicine that tastes like ur mum sucks arse.

However.... he mixed up these random things, to create the base ingrediant of.......


DUN

DUN


DUUUUUUUUUUNNUN


FUCK YOU.



DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN



VIAGRA.


He then, suddenly went on his horny rampage, looking through the internet, typing in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2WeLCE_Yss looking at :55 every single damn time.


He went to sleep, dreaming of many girls with abnormally large breasts with pink hair, cute little voices bound and gagged squeeing and sturggling. He wakes up with wet pants.

"OH SHIT I MUST CHANGE!" he said to himself, suddenly, his mum cums through the door.
*Looks*
Hey! You have morning wood! YAAY IM PROUD OF YOU *Huggles* said his mum, which we shall call Patricks' sister.

She leaves and he says "This isn't morning wood! Its mah normal pen0r!"

In the middle of changing, Haruka BURSTS through the door, after eating some of Andrews' home made Viagra.

"I WUV YOU NOW FUCK ME PLEASE!" Haruka exclaimed and forced Andrew to do incestually do her when their only in their underwear.

Suddenly, its 8:30.

OH SHET THEIR GUNNA BE LAET 4 SCHOOL.

Andrew, still horny from his accidently made viagra(He still thinks its medicine)

BY MUM I WUV YOU! he waved good bye.


Then... he spots this guy named Patrick. Andrew suddenly becomes hornier, due to the fact his special medicine has chemicals that takes away his heterosexuality and replaces it with homosexuality. Exposure this chemical can at first give you bi-curiousity, to bisexuality, finally, to homosexuals.

Andrew runs to Patrick, groping his crotch. Patrick says "AAAAAAAAH GET OFF ME I DONT SWING THAT WAY!"

Andrew replies "You naughty little boy, don't repent from me! You are mine! >:)"

This caused some attention, with this other boy named CJ saying "NUUU ANDREW I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPEEEECIAAAL".

All the girls squeel and take out their cell phones to take special pictures for them to masturbate to. The teacher cums, to remain her anonymous, lets call her Misses Williams.

Misses Williams:HEY! WHATS GOING ON HERE?!

Patrick: ANDREW IS RAEPING MEEEE.

Misses Williams:RAEP IS ILLEGAL, ONLY TENTACLE RAPE IS ALLOWED! ANDREW, TO DETENTION, PATRICK, TO GUIDENCE OFFICE! NAO!
Yoshio
this is the same topic you posted a week ago

have you run out of material?
Marluxia
No, I just wanted to "bump" it so Autumn can finally read it.

I KNOW YOUR THERE DAWNFAG
Yoshio
you know him in real life

just tell him to read it
Marluxia
I reminded him like 2 times. He's too stubborn to admit that's his fantasy
Blue
Its hard to admit its funny, seeing how sick it is. lol
Marluxia
That means you loved it?

Yay that means I didnt waste 10 minutes of my life
Yoshio
I find it disturbing how obssed Marluxia is with Autumn
Marluxia
Thats because this forum is empty, and I must fill the void.

Plus I have nothing better to do.
Greenguy
QUOTE (Marluxia @ Mar 26 2008, 02:09 AM)
Thats because this forum is empty, and I must fill the void.

Plus I have nothing better to do.

I'll Drink to that!

*gets out bottle of beer and takes a swig*
Marluxia
Swing a broken bottle at me and I will burn you
Greenguy
Lets see how badly i can kell you then hrm?

I'm naaaasty on my bad side
Marluxia
Don't make me kill you with my rank 6 Ivory Cane!
Greenguy
Your Ivory Cane is nothing
Marluxia
Don't make me bring out my BASTARD SWORD!
Greenguy
You Phail... *gets out Gun and shoots Marluxia*
Marluxia
user posted image
Greenguy
What the fuck ish that?
Marluxia
A bastard sword
Nevux C
QUOTE (Marluxia @ Mar 27 2008, 08:07 PM)
A bastard sword

Best Name for a Sword.
Marluxia
It wasnt edited in anyway.. besides the doodles
Greenguy
i ment the game
Yoshio
QUOTE (Marluxia @ Mar 27 2008, 08:07 PM)
A bastard sword

a sword born out of wedlock
MastaWario
Ah kk
Marluxia
Yay I made a Hermit's Cane
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