he'll fuck your shit up

I almost shitted in my pants when he threatened me to erase my game.

He makes that threat? What a badass.

I learned my lesson the first time and didn't fucking try his patience like you fools

When I first got the GC game, I didn't know what Resetti was. One day I was playing the game and one of my cats unplugged the controller. I plugged it back in but accidently hit reset. So when I started the game up again, I was scared like shit.

I always like getting that assist trophy in Brawl, the most entertaining of them all.

Mr. Resetti is the best character in anything, ever.

Well, not quite, but he's awesome nonetheless. That's why when people were calling for an AC representative in Brawl, I wanted Mr. Resetti more than any other character.

Resetti is the baddest character in all of video games.

He doesn't just threaten your character, he threatens the player.

If you really did then your pathetic and should die

our spam board is so fucking better than that certain other spam board most of us are aware of

I've never played AC really, but he sounds pretty damn scary.