This is my other series, Return of Stiqz! I cowrite and draw it.
Prepare to lol at this MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT!! BWAHAHAHAHA.
What is this nonsense?!
The best kind, my friend! Usually, when the art of a web comic sucks, it’s unintentional. This is not the case with Return of Stiqz. Our art is carefully handcrafted to be as lame as possible while still being somewhat coherent. Early in this series, we directly parody the bad grammar of rushed comics while setting up some patterns within the series. In the end, that’s really what RoS is all about: patterns.
Humor
Humor here can range from intellectual to downright retarded. Why? Because we can. Moreover, because variety is the spice of life. Why settle for the same piece of cake every single day? I know I wouldn’t!
Last, but not least, I must remind everyone that this is all a joke. Nothing should be taken seriously here, not even the more complex humor. There might be a moral or two along the way, but it’ll be purely circumstantial. I ain’t here to teach nobody nothing. Hahaha, that’s a triple negative, so the end result is still negative! Thought you had me, didn’t you! No? Oh, okay.
I: Begin!
II: No Cheese
III: In Bed
IV: 4-Sided Prison
V: Dangerous Task
VI: Screaming Bat
VII: Funtime
VIII: Super
IX: Name
X: Diamond Dust FTW
XI: Aqua Regia
XII: nife fite!!
XIII: ohnoez 13
XIV: Hammer!
XV: Fez
XVI: DWI Means You Die
XVII: Pi Day
XVIII: The Great Spellcheck Incident
XIX: Forgotten Kekki Genkai: Phantom Fist
XX: Forgotten Kekki Genkai: Ballistic Bonanza
XXI: Forgotten Kekki Genkai: Uber Haxor
XXII: Budget Cuts
XXIII: Shave Like a Dead Man
XXIV: Symphonic Train Wreck
XXV: Victimless Crime
XXVI: Half-Baked Bomb
XXVII: Fly is Down
XXVIII: Sacrelicious
XXIX: Welcome Punch
XXX: The Wall Has to Go
Here's the characters that have been currently revealed. This WILL BE UPDATED as new characters arrive.
UP: The tall one. Up is fully aware of being taller than Down, and won’t hesitate to assume it makes him better. Up always seems to be the one bringing home the goods, for whatever good it may do him. Up loves many kinds of cheese, but none more than Camembert.
DOWN: Down is, without a doubt, insane. Whether or not it is by choice or by chance, Down is by no means right in the head. A fervent hater of cheese, Down attacks anyone who tries to partake in the dairy product with astonishing rage. Down also loves being a general pain in the neck, causing as much trouble as possible. Down, despite being mauled multiple times by Frizzman, refuses to adhere to his laws periodically, and pays for it each and every time. He’s also a world-class drunk.
FRIZZMAN: The self proclaimed "enforcer of grammatical justice", Frizzman takes great pleasure in his job, which involves torching, zapping, and/or dicing "Syntax Felons". He allows contractions, however, calling them nothing more than "stylistic errors". While this is in fact untrue (there's nothing stylistically wrong with contractions), no one as the guts to tell him, as it would likely result in an untimely demise.
The two most recent comics will be displayed here (Starting with most recent):
XXX: The Wall Has to Go
XXIX: Welcome Punch
Enjoy.