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dorko4u
Its a one shot.

DORKY the normal boy whos blue all over... okay, hes not normal, but I meant he looks like a normal boy... except blue all over.

HENRY the orange Sonic recolor. Or is he?

MUNGO the brown monkey with glasses.

Dorky: I'm bored.

Henry: Stop complaining to me!

Mungo: Hey guys! I made a time machine!

Dorky: Looks more like Mario's Red Fire.

Henry: Much bigger though... more like an actualy racecar...

Mungo: Look, I'll show you. *opens car door* See, this time is where you're going, this one is where you're at, and this one is where you've been.

Henry: I see... HEY! I have an idea!

Dorky: ORLY?

Henry: Yeah! Let's go see when TUL was born!

Mungo: Okay... *gets into car, followed by the other two*

Henry: *shuts the door and sets the time* He was born in 1990, right? Well, lets go see!

Mungo: EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUR

and so the car, along with the three passengers, were gone.

1990...

Dorky parks at a hospital.

Mungo: I didn't know you can drive!

Dorky: I can't.

Henry got out of the car.

Henry: Gee, it sure is 90's around here...

Dorky dragged Mungo into the hospital.

Henry: ... guys? Guys! Aw, snap.

Mungo: Hmm...

Mungo checks into a room.

Mungo: Hello?

Mungo got hit by a blue baby...

Mungo: Ow! Hey, its Space Yoshi X!

SYX Baby: Whaaaaaaaaa!

Mungo: Aw, are you okay?

SYX Baby: *throws 'shades at Mungo*

Mungo: OW! Why I oughta... *looks at SYX's eyes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! THEY BURN!!! *stumbles out of room*

Dorky smashes down another door.

Japanese Chef: Aw, it is done! The perfect creation! A riceball with a yellow hat!

MastaWario: ............... *move*

Japanese Chef: ACK! It moves! I must get rid of this evil thing!

Dorky pushes the Japanese Chef before he can cut MW.

Dorky: Noooooooo! You fool!

Japanese: What!? You want food to live amongst us?

Dorky: HES NOT FOOD! HES A FRIEND!

Dorky runs out of the room.

Henry: Hmmm, hey I think this is TUL's!

The TUL Baby barged out of the room and saw Henry.

Henry: Ugh! Still a fatass mutant clown, eh?

TUL Baby: OBJECTION!!! I am not fat!

Henry: Holy cow! It talks!

TUL Baby: OBJECTION!!! I object, not talk!

The baby pounded on Henry. Henry dodged a swing and TUL fell into a trash can. Dorky threw the trash can out the window.

Henry: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!?

Dorky: Well, it was trash, right?

Henry: FOOL! TUL was in there!

Cops: Hey, we're looking for fatass mutant clown babies to kill. Seen any?

Henry: ...........

Dorky: LOL! *jumps out window*

Mungo: Come on, Henry!

Henry and Mungo find TUL.

Henry: Come on! Run along now, little fellah!

Cops: HEY! YOU! HEDGEHOG!

Henry: *gulp*

Cops: You look awesome! Is that hair? It looks so nice and original!

Henry: ... thanks! (Mwahahahahaha)

Yuji Naka: Wow! What a cool dude! He can be one of the designs I choose! I'll just make him blue, 'cuz thats my favorite color and way better than orange.

Henry: ... >_<

Mungo: Wow! Sonics the recolor! Who knew!

Dorky: QUICK! Guys! Get back into the Red Fire!

They get into the car.

Mungo: Okay, I set the time. EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR

They went back to present time and lived stupidly ever after. P:
Mike
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