Everything we see in life is code for something. BTW, the following examples are from Royal Canadian Air Farce, these aren't made by me, and I might have edited a few because I don't exactly remember them all.
1. The following program contains scenes of nudity and violence which may not be appropriate for all audiences.
Which REALLY means:
We just put this announcement at the start of the program so horndogs will keep watching 'til the end.
2. Your call is important to us.
Which REALLY means:
We put this at the start to you can listen to annoying elevator music while you wait 30 minutes until your call is taken. So, don't sue us.
3. No Trans fats. No Soduim. Low cholesterol.
Which ACTUALLY means:
Tastes like crap.
And finally;
4. We are winning the war in Iraq.
Which REALLY means:
We elected an idiot for President.
Now, post your own codes..nobody's forcing you...Okay, I'm forcing you.