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Yoshio
let us begin.

It should start with either Mandew or Dorko, since they were the ones who were originally hired
Duplisour
*Mandew knocks at the door of Yoshio's house.*
Yoshio
LT answers the door holding Yoshio

LT: oh your hear thank goodness!

she hands Yoshio to Mandew

LT: Here's his diaper bag, all the supplies are in there. I left the emergency numbers by the phone, and you can cook right? Yeah, I remember, you can do that so your're set there...

oh, he usually takes his nap at about 2:00 and he will normally sleep until dinner time, and if you can manage it, I'd like him in bed by 8:00, he hasn't been getting alot of sleep, too much time on that damn computer.

I've also left the number to my cell by the phone. If you run into trouble or need to know somthing than don't hesitate to call me, this will only be for a couple of days anyway so you should be fine. Thanks again for doing this on such short notice. I can't tell you how much I appreciate it.

she bends down and kisses Yoshio on the forehead

LT: Bye sweetie! You be good for Mandew ok?

she gets in her car and drives off, waving goodbye

Duplisour
Mandew tried to absorb so much information. He paused in confusion.

"dorko's late..."

Mandew closed the door and put Yoshio on a nearby armchair, before looking for a clock, wondering what time it was.
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Jeffrey and Erika are across the street.

Jeff: Erika! Welcome to my home!

Erika: Thank you!

Jeff: You got the ingredients?

Erika: Yup!

Jeff: Alright, let's head back down to the lab!
dorko4u
Mandew didn't realize dorko4u was sitting on Mandew's head, playing Super Princess Peach on his own DS Lite.

dorko4u: Peach is so cute when she's angry! BURN BABY BURN! DISCO INFERNO! ... oh, we're already there?

dorko4u jumps off Mandew's head.

dorko4u: HELLO YOSHIO! Hows ya doin'?
Yoshio
Yoshio: ...
dorko4u
dorko4u: Fine! Be that way!

dorko4u pulls out a chocolate bar and takes a bite.
Yoshio
Yoshio is completely ignoring dorko4u
dorko4u
dorko4u finishes his chocolate bar and rams Mandew on the head with a baseball bat.

dorko4u: Stop standing around, ya idiot!
Yoshio
Yoshio: hee hee!
Duplisour
Mandew: OUCH! Ugh... I'll be stuck in a headache for long now.

Well, looks like it's breakfast time. So um, just take watch Yoshio while I cook breakfast. *Goes to the kitchen*
dorko4u
dorko4u: Gotcha!

dorko4u gets out a telescope and stares at Yoshio with it.

dorko4u: Urgh! Brush your teeth, man!
Yoshio
Yoshio: ...
dorko4u
Dorko Four You bashes the door open and slams it shut.

Dorko Four You: Hello, losers! Came to check on ya!

dorko4u: What the @#$%!?

Dorko Four You grabs the telescope and whacks dorko4u with it.

Dorko Four You: Don't say bad words in front of a baby! I'm here to make sure you don't do such mistakes.

dorko4u: WHY I OUGHTA...

Dorko Four You whacks dorko4u with a yoyo.

Dorko Four You: Don't cuss again, or I'll get you.

Dorko Four You suddenly disappears. Little do they know all he did was go into his shell and shell toss out of an open window.
Duplisour
Mandew: Ok, breakfast's ready.

Lilley: Mmm! Good thing I'm hungry.

Mandew: There ya g- WAIT. LILLEY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Lilley: I'm waiting for breakfast.

Mandew: ... *Puts breakfast plate on a table.* Good thing I can't make just enough food, I always have to make a little too much...
dorko4u
dorko4u: We need to lock the door. Well, at least, fix it since I think Dorko Four You broke it when he bashed it open, but then lock the door. And shut all the windows. Too many people are breaking in.

Yellow Yoshi was going through the fridge.

dorko4u: SEE WHAT I MEAN!? ... So, what are we having for breakfast? P:
Duplisour
Lilley: Let's see here... Eggs sunny-side up, crepes, beans, bacon, toasts, and bagels *starts eating*

Mandew: (Ugh... I floundering must know how to kick my sister out on some occasion.)

Blue: SO I HERD YOU NEED SOMETHING FIXED?

Mandew: Oh hell no.
Yoshio
Yoshio is still sitting on the sofa...
dorko4u
dorko4u: What a strange baby. BUT THE FACT HE DOES NOTHING MAKES IT SO MUCH EASIER!

dorko4u puts earphones on and listens to SpongeBob songs using a MP3 player. dorko4u closes his eyes and puts his arms behind his head as he listens to good musics.
MastaWario
A knock is heard from the front door.

"Yoshio, it's your uncle, SuperWario, here to eat up all your food...err...to visit for the holidays (yeah that)"
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Jeff and Erika arrives in front of the home, with all sorts of toys.

Erika: Are you sure Rainbow won't mind us taking some of his toys?

Jeff: He's got plenty of 'em. He'll be okay.

He knocks on the door.

Jeff: Hello?

Nobody answers.

Jeff: Anyone home?

Erika: They must've locked the doors...

Jeff: Fine. I'll head back to the lab and get a shovel.

A few minutes later....

The floor in front of the door breaks.

Jeff: Heeeeeyyy!! What's up everybody?

Erika: You know, you could've just warped inside.

Jeff:.......great.
Duplisour
*Mandew answers SuperWario.*

Mandew: Sorry but we're babysitting your nephew, and I don't think his mom want to make a party here.

*Blue arrives at the door with a drill and other tools.*

Blue: Your door will be fixed in 5 minutes. *Starts working on the door.*

Mandew: Well, better eat BREAKFAAAAAAST. *goes eat breakfast while Blue fixes the door.*
Nevux C
Suddenly Boox appeared in the Kitchen.
Boox: "Did you do lotsa Spaghetti? Hey...you aren't LT...WHERE IS LT?"

Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Erika: Sorry about the door sir.

Jeff walks into the kitchen, Erika heads into the living room and sees Yoshio.

Erika: AAAWWWW!!!! HE'S SO CUTE!!!

She heads to the sofa and sits with Yoshio.

Erika: Hey there wittle guy!!! What's your name?

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Jeff: *Sniff* Mmmm.... Never smelled such a scent!! Wait a sec.. Mandew? Hey bud! Long time no see!
Duplisour
QUOTE (Jeffhog the Sonic guru @ Dec 28 2007, 02:56 PM)
Jeff: *Sniff* Mmmm.... Never smelled such a scent!! Wait a sec.. Mandew? Hey bud! Long time no see!

Mandew: Hey. Well, since you're here, eat breakfast or something.

Lilley: *mouth full* Yeh, mafe yourshelf ak fome.
Nevux C
*Boox saw more other persons.*
Boox: "What the Hell! Can somebody tell me,why they are so many people here?"
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Jeff: Don't mind if I do!

OOC: Sweet! My 100th post!!
Duplisour
QUOTE (Nevux C @ Dec 28 2007, 03:06 PM)
*Boox saw more other persons.*
Boox: "What the Hell! Can somebody tell me,why they are so many people here?"

Lilley: *points at Topic Title*

Blue: Lolfourthwall.
Nevux C
*Looks at Topic Title*
Boox: "OK!"
dorko4u
Yellow Yoshi: WHAT THE!? THAT GUY USES SCRIPT FORM AND QUOTATION MARKS!

Yellow Yoshi's head explodes. It then reforms.

Yellow Yoshi: Do you guys have any mustard?
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Jeff chows down on the breakfast.
Yoshio
Yoshio is still on the sofa, and is getting frusterated...
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Erika:.....Yoshio like toys?

She shows a bag full of them.
Yoshio
Yoshio points toward the kitchen
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Erika: You're hungry?
Yoshio
Yoshio angrily points to the kitchen over and over
Duplisour
Mandew: Come on, Yoshio.

*Takes Yoshio and puts him on a chair.*

Mandew: Here, have breakfast. *Gives him a plate of everything and a bowl of apple sauce.*
The Weilder
The doorbell rings.
Yoshio
Yoshio is staring at the plate
The Weilder
Lu food senses was tingling and he went up the chiemy goes through it and sees food. But he sees yoshio looking at it.

Lu: D:< Dang knabbit.

Lu was thinking about feeding Yoshio and all so he rush Mandew over and then stopped. What is he gonna do? He wonders if that applesauce is even baby food.

Lu: Mandew is that even baby apple sauce?
Duplisour
QUOTE (The weilder @ Dec 28 2007, 10:15 PM)
Lu food senses was tingling and he went up the chiemy goes through it and sees food. But he sees yoshio looking at it.

Lu: D:< Dang knabbit.

Lu was thinking about feeding Yoshio and all so he rush Mandew over and then stopped. What is he gonna do? He wonders if that applesauce is even baby food.

Lu: Mandew is that even baby apple sauce?

Mandew: Yes.

*Mandew plunges a spoon in the apple sauce to pick some up, and approaches the Spoon to Yoshio's mouth.*

Mandew: I'm not used to do babysitting...

Lilley: But I am! :D
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Erika: So, what can I do to help out?

Jeff: I'M FULL!
Yoshio
Yoshio is still staring at the plate, and then, without warning, he violently knocks it off the table and onto the floor
The Weilder
Lu skilly caught the plate and food on the plate safely.

Lu: Mandew, I think there's something wrong with Yoshio or this food.
Magikku
Suddenly, a Thwomp the size of Kirby arrives through the door. It ahd arms and legs.

Thwompers; JEFFY-BOY. FOOD NOW. ME. YOUR PET. THWOMPERS. CEMENT IN MOUTH TIME. NOW. YOU KNOW. CEMENT. SPELLED S-I-M-E-N-T. Oooh, a cute little baby. Hewwo there. Koochi koochi coo!

Thwompers then picks up a toy and gives it to Yoshio.
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Erika:...so, what does Yoshio like to eat?

Jeff: Well, I never had a pet Thwomp....alright. Come to my home, Erika, I'll be right back.
Magikku
Thompwers: DO NOT LIE. YOU HAD ME SINCE LAST YEAR. WHEN I JUMPED INTO YOUR CAR AND IT BROKE DOWN.
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Jeff:.....oh yeah. That. Anyways, come. I'm going for the cement.
Duplisour
Mandew: Ugh.. I should have listened to LT.

Lilley: What a cute Thwimp you have, Jeff ^^.

Blue: I just finished fixing the door.

Mandew: Great, great. Now, I have to know what Yoshio wants to eat, if he really wants to eat...

Lilley: Leave it to me!

Lilley goes to Yoshio.

Lilley: vvut d0 j00 w4nt t0 34t?

Blue: Lilley, that's 13375p34k, not baby speak.
Magikku
Thwompers: I speak baby. Koochi-koo eatapoo?
Yoshio
Yoshio stares angrily at Mandew, as if the answer is the most obvious thing in the world
Magikku
Thwompers: Yoshio, do you eat Cheerios? JEFFYYYY-BOY, I'LL COME IN A SECOND.
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Erika: Can you tell us? Or at least show us what it is?

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Jeff: (in his lab) Okay, let's look what we have....(goes into closet) Chao Fruits, a Chaos Emerald, tools.........Here we go! One bath-full of wet cement! If you want it dry, wait. If you don't, eat fast.
Magikku
Thwompers: I DON'T CARE JEFFY-BOY. JUST FEED ME MA SIMENT!

Thwompers got out a box of Cheerios from the fridge.

THWOMPERS: Yoshio, you want some?
MastaWario
QUOTE (Mario da Vincy @ Dec 28 2007, 01:32 PM)
*Mandew answers SuperWario.*

Mandew: Sorry but we're babysitting your nephew, and I don't think his mom want to make a party here.

*Blue arrives at the door with a drill and other tools.*

Blue: Your door will be fixed in 5 minutes. *Starts working on the door.*

Mandew: Well, better eat BREAKFAAAAAAST. *goes eat breakfast while Blue fixes the door.*

*door closes on SW*

"Argh splat! There's more than one way to get in a house!" >=3
Magikku
QUOTE (MastaWario @ Dec 29 2007, 10:35 PM)
QUOTE (Mario da Vincy @ Dec 28 2007, 01:32 PM)
*Mandew answers SuperWario.*

Mandew: Sorry but we're babysitting your nephew, and I don't think his mom want to make a party here.

*Blue arrives at the door with a drill and other tools.*

Blue: Your door will be fixed in 5 minutes. *Starts working on the door.*

Mandew: Well, better eat BREAKFAAAAAAST. *goes eat breakfast while Blue fixes the door.*

*door closes on SW*

"Argh splat! There's more than one way to get in a house!" >=3

Thwompers opens the window and goes out it.

Thwompers: Want in SW?
MastaWario
QUOTE (Satoshi @ Dec 29 2007, 04:37 PM)
QUOTE (MastaWario @ Dec 29 2007, 10:35 PM)
QUOTE (Mario da Vincy @ Dec 28 2007, 01:32 PM)
*Mandew answers SuperWario.*

Mandew: Sorry but we're babysitting your nephew, and I don't think his mom want to make a party here.

*Blue arrives at the door with a drill and other tools.*

Blue: Your door will be fixed in 5 minutes. *Starts working on the door.*

Mandew: Well, better eat BREAKFAAAAAAST. *goes eat breakfast while Blue fixes the door.*

*door closes on SW*

"Argh splat! There's more than one way to get in a house!" >=3

Thwompers opens the window and goes out it.

Thwompers: Want in SW?

=D

*climbs through open window*
Magikku
Thwomeprs jumps back in.

Thwompers: HURRY UP JEFFY-BOY. I'M-A-HUNGRY. BETTER NOT BE BICKS AGAIN. YOU GOT ME THEM BY "ACCIDENT" WHEN YOUR CAR BROKE DOWN. Oh, and being a pet, I can hit on the girls here. =D
MastaWario
SW was now raiding the fridge.
Bobomb
Bobomb rings the doorbell.
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Jeff: Here. (gives cement) There you go.

Erika: Hmm...well, Yoshio has to eat something...
Yoshio
suddenly, the phone rings...
Greenguy
( we started? oh shoot! never relized my bad! ummm... someone answer ya? )
Duplisour
Mandew: *Answers telephone.*
Yoshio
LT: Oh hello Mandew! I was just calling to see how everything is going over there...
Duplisour
Mandew: Well, we just have some hard time to make Yoshio eat. What does he likes to eat, usually?

Lilley: *throws Pancake at Blue.*

Blue: *pancake'd* FOOD FIGHT!

*Blue and Lilley starts throwing food at each other.*

Mandew: Ugh...
Doc Yoshi
Doc Yoshi sees Green Guy standing outside Yoshio's house

Doc: Good, I'm not the only one late walks up the path.

Doc: Hey, You here to babysit too?
Yoshio
LT: He won't eat? What did you make him for breakfast?
Duplisour
QUOTE (Yoshio @ Dec 30 2007, 03:41 AM)
LT: He won't eat? What did you make him for breakfast?

Mandew: Ummm... Apple Sauce. We also made him Pancakes, Eggs, bacon and that kind of stuff. I tried to feed him by bringing a spoon of Apple Sauce to his mouth, but he didn't react to it...
MastaWario
SW had eaten up half the items in the fridge.
Yoshio
LT: um...what kind of eggs were they?
The Weilder
Lu: Bobomb there is no door you know. Someone obviously broke through it. Anyway ehhh.... what should I go shop for and I need money!
dorko4u
Yellow Yoshi: Okay, one, the door was fixed Super Lu, two *opens door for bobomb*, and three, I WAS RAIDING THAT FRIDGE FIRST! *throws Super Wario aside and raids the fridge*
Nevux C
Boox showed everyone some white stuff.
Boox: "WANNA BUY DRUGS?"
Doc Yoshi
Doc: Wait there's no door!!!???

Runs inside.

Doc: What the hell's going on in here!!!
Bobomb
Hi thar, I'd like to help with the baby sitting.
*Bob then looks over at the fridge, and sees the boatload of people in the house.*
The hell's going on in here?
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Erika: So, there is THAT much people babysitting? I guess that means we're all gonna go through hell with Yoshio soon enough...
dorko4u
dorko4u: IM GOING THROUGH HELL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS COMING FOR NO REASON!!!

Yellow Yoshi: Yeah, that is... a bit akward, since Yoshio hasn't done anything but knock a plate over.
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Erika: We were only here for an hour...
Themisteriouseyes
(Hehe, looks like a good rp for blue tails, Too bad i didnt get here earlyer! emo-th_tongue.gif Ah well...)
dorko4u
dorko4u: Why are so many people willing to babysit him? He's a boring baby that does NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Nevux C
QUOTE (dorko4u @ Dec 31 2007, 12:30 AM)
dorko4u: Why are so many people willing to babysit him? He's a boring baby that does NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Boox: "HE IS RIGHT! Let's blow up Lt's House!"
Yoshio
QUOTE (Yoshio @ Dec 30 2007, 09:27 AM)
LT: um...what kind of eggs were they?

((Mandew, answer the question))
Greenguy
QUOTE
Doc Yoshi sees Green Guy standing outside Yoshio's house

Doc: Good, I'm not the only one late walks up the path.

Doc: Hey, You here to babysit too


Yea... * acts like the dwarf from Shrek 3* where's the baby
Doc Yoshi
QUOTE (dorko4u @ Dec 31 2007, 12:30 AM)
dorko4u: Why are so many people willing to babysit him? He's a boring baby that does NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Doc: I was promised money!
The Weilder
Lu whacks dorko4u with a vase knocking him out and then throws into the chimey and puts the fire place on.

Lu: That'll shut him up for awhile.
dorko4u
Yellow Yoshi swallows Lu whole.
Doc Yoshi
Doc looks at Yellow Yoshi.

Doc: I'd do something, But he doesn't seem to be chokeing...

Ducks as a knife misses his head.

Doc: WHO THREW THAT!!??
Duplisour
QUOTE (Yoshio @ Dec 30 2007, 04:27 AM)
LT: um...what kind of eggs were they?

Mandew: Umm... Sunny-side up? Should I have made him scrambled eggs?
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Erika: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!!!!

Her yell shook the house, everybody went silent.

Erika: Sheesh, so what if we're all here to babysit Yoshio? LT is relying on us to take good care of him while she's out. Besides, we're setting a bad example to the baby.
Nevux C
QUOTE (Jeffhog the Sonic guru @ Dec 31 2007, 06:33 PM)
Erika: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!!!!

Her yell shook the house, everybody went silent.

Boox: "SHUT UP! You aren't God's Mom."
Jeffhog the Sonic guru
Erika: I'm not, I'm trying to prove a point.
Yoshio
QUOTE (Mario da Vincy @ Dec 31 2007, 05:30 PM)
QUOTE (Yoshio @ Dec 30 2007, 04:27 AM)
LT: um...what kind of eggs were they?

Mandew: Umm... Sunny-side up? Should I have made him scrambled eggs?

Yes. He won't eat any other kind, and be sure to cut them up of course. Anyway, if you need to know anything else then be sure to call me, I know that he can be a little...picky
dorko4u
dorko4u turns out to be okay and whams Yellow Yoshi's stomache with a hammer. Yellow Yoshi barfed Lu at Erika.
Yoshio
Yoshio is glaring at Mandew
Themisteriouseyes
(*Sigh* This is vewwy intwsting, Wish i could join, O Vell, Cyrus yah?)
Duplisour
Mandew: *Is already making the eggs.* Ok then bye.

*Mandew hangs up the phone and serves scrambled eggs to Yoshi, and cut up of course.*

Mandew: There. Now I image you're not too happy about having all those people in the house, heh...

Blue: OK GUYS, BREAKFAST OVER, EVERYONE OUT OF THE HOUSE! ... Well, except Mandew, dorko and Yoshio. THERE'S THE NOTHING TO SEE HERE! CIRCULATE!

Lilley: *groan* *stand up and heads for the door.*
Yoshio
Yoshio finishes eating
The Weilder
SUprisingly Lu shaped like a door but cartoonish.
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