Wario: BUGS! Ima callin' you out!
Bugs Bunny: Nah! I don't feel like it.
Wario: What?
Bugs Bunny: Heres a peace offering. *gives Wario a present*
Wario: Oh boy! A present! Is it money? A Microgame? Garlic? *opens it*
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Wario: ...... thats it, now I'm mad.
Bugs Bunny: La dee la la la... *files nails*
Wario: YARRR! *elbows Bugs Bunny*
Bugs Bunny: *lands head first* I take it he liked my present.
Wario: IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Bugs Bunny: Can I write my will first?
Wario: Uhhh, okay. But make it quick!
Bugs Bunny: *writes something quick* Here! Take a look at it!
Wario: Fine! *snatches note away* This note will self destruct in- *KABOOOOOOOOOM* ... *blink* *blink* Grr...
Bugs Bunny: Do you like it?
Wario head butts Bugs Bunny in the chest. Bugs Bunny is sent back a bit.
Bugs Bunny: I take it you did. How about we fight then, huh? Rabbit to man!
Wario: Finally! I've been wanting to do this all day!
Bugs Bunny digs into the ground.
Wario: HEY! That's cheating! Only I'm allowed to cheat!
Bugs Bunny: What a stinker! Reminds me of someone... hmmm...
Wario jumps up and down.
Wario: COME OUT, YOU STUPID RABBIT!
Bugs Bunny: Who are you calling a stupid rabbit? *is behind Wario dressed up as Mona*
Wario: Oh, sorry Mona, I thought you were this rabbit I was fighting...
Bugs Bunny: Fighting a rabbit!? You jerk! I quit Wario Ware!
Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anything but that! Please, you're minigames are the, uh, best! Yeah!
Bugs Bunny: You jerk! *whacks Wario with giant purse and turns around, leaving*
Wario: sniff... hey, wait a minute, Mona is supposed to be working at that pizza place right now! WHY I OUGHTA...
Bugs Bunny: What an idiot! Ha ha! What a moron! What a bafoon!
Wario: *dressed up as Mario* Hello-a, Bugs Bunny! I've got a present-a for you! Sent by a friend-a of mine...
Bugs Bunny: OH BOY! OH BOY! A present a present! Let me see!
Wario: OKIE DOKIE! *throws a bomb at Bugs Bunny*
Bugs Bunny: Oh boy, oh boy!! A bomb! What I've always wanted! ... hey, wait a second- *BOOOOOOOOOOM*
Wario: Whahahaha! Idiot! *rips off Mario disguise*
Bugs Bunny landed in a haystack.
Bugs Bunny: As you may realize, this means war.
Wario walked back to the Wario Ware building.
Wario: Hahahaha! Stupid rabbit. I should make a minigame where he gets ran over by a car!
A bullet lands right at Wario's feet and Wario jumps.
Wario: WHAT THE!?
Bugs Bunny was dressed up as a cowboy.
Bugs Bunny: This town isn't big enough for the both of us.
Wario: It is, but I see what you mean... Hold on a sec!
Wario runs into the Wario Ware building and goes into the Mario Party 2 closet. He puts on old cowboy clothes and then comes back out.
Bugs Bunny was dressed up as a pirate.
Bugs Bunny: Yarrr, me matey, you must walk the plank, or do a sword duel to the death!
Wario: Okay, hold on a second...
Wario runs back into the Wario Ware building and goes into the Mario Party 2 closet. He puts on old pirate clothes and then comes back out.
Bugs Bunny was dressed up as Wario Ware Wario. (not a typo) P:
Bugs Bunny: Whahahahaha! I'm going to make a microgame of you getting ran over by a car!
Wario: HEY! THAT WAS MY IDEA!
Wario runs back in the Wario Ware building and gets his Wario Ware outfit on. He runs back out.
Bugs Bunny: Eeeeeeeeh, what's up doc? *chews on a carrot*
Wario: ... grrrrrrrr! FINE!
Wario runs back in and puts on a rabbit suit. He runs back out.
Elmer Fudd: Theres you are, you rascally rabbit!
Wario: AAAAAAAAAH, WHAT THE!?
Elmer Fudd shoots at Wario. Wario runs back into the building. Wario comes back out dressed in his overalls.
Wario: Where's that cursed rabbit!?
Bugs Bunny was far away, holding two flags.
Wario: A picture of a screw and a picture of a ball? I don't get it.
9-Volt walks up to Wario and whispers to Wario, explaining it.
Wario: ...! AAAAAAAAARGH! WHY I OUGHTA!!! *picks up a boulder and runs at Bugs Bunny*
Bugs Bunny: YIPE! *runs into a forest*
Wario: *runs into the forest* IM GOING TO GET YOU! *the forest seems more like a mountain, as he runs up*
Bugs Bunny tied a rope to a tree and then ran to the other side, holding the rope out. Wario tripped on the rope and the boulder flew ahead. Wario landed face first into a mud puddle. The boulder then started to roll down.
Wario: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Wario ran for his life.
The boulder ran over Wario. Wario was at flat as a pancake.
Wario: argh... what a pain... THATS IT!
Dribble and Spitz come with a pump and inflate Wario back to his normal self.
Wario: WHAHAHAHAHA! *gets into the Wario Car*
Bugs Bunny was just walking along now.
Bugs Bunny: Ah, life is so peaceful...
Wario: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bugs Bunny: Eh...? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs* I don't want to be roadkill! There are so many people I want to trick, like Bowser!
Bowser: WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU! *gets hit by the Wario Car*
Wario: WHAHAHAHAHA! You're next, Bugs!
Bugs: I've got to do something quick!
Bugs ran into Station Square and dived into a fountain. Wario hit the fountain and was sent flying.
Wario: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Big: Froggy? *lifts car*
Wario misses the car and falls into the sewer hole it was covering.
Big: Nope! *drops car*
Wario: AAAAAAAAAH! GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!
Bugs Bunny swims around the fountain.
Bugs Bunny: Laaa dee la la la dee la...
Wario climbs up until the car blocks him.
Wario: Good thing I always carry around a carrot power up.
Wario reaches the carrot out from under the car.
Bugs Bunny: *sniff* *sniff* Ooh! A carrot! *runs out of the fountain*
Wario: Yes, rabbit... come to me... ah! He's getting close! *goes down into the sewers*
Bugs Bunny: Hey Big!
Big: Huh?
Bugs Bunny: I saw Froggy go down here!
Big: FROGGY! *lifts the car*
Bugs Bunny: *jumps in*
Big: Aw, I don't see him...
Bugs Bunny: Hey! It's you!
Wario: COME HERE YOU...!
Bugs Bunny: Eeeh, no thanks. *runs*
Wario: Why I oughta!
Bugs Bunny jumps out of the sewers into the ocean and under water. Wario follows.
Bugs Bunny: Ah, the ocean! Down where its wetter, but not better!
Wario: Get back here! *puts on frog suit*
Bugs Bunny: Cowboy, pirate, rabbit, and frog!? This guy must be some sort of lunatic!
Wario: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *throws bombs at Bugs*
Bugs Bunny: Yipe! *swims passed sleeping fish*
Sleeping Fish: *wakes up* grrrrrrrrr OM NOM NOM *Chases after Wario to get a bomb in its mouth* BOOOOM!
Wario: Whahahahaha! What a stupid fish!
Bugs Bunny and Wario swim into a warp pipe and end up in Bowser's Castle. Bowser crashes through the wall.
Bowser: Uuugh... Stupid rabbit... Stupid Wario... run me over with a car, will they?
Bugs Bunny runs for it.
Bowser: ITS YOU! AND YOU!
Wario runs for it.
Bowser: AFTER THEM, MY MINIONS!
A thwomp squashes Wario. Bugs Bunny jumps over a fireball stick.
Bugs Bunny: Wow! I feel like I'm in a Mario game!
Wario ran while flat as a pancake.
Bowser: GET BACK HERE! *tries to grab Waro*
Wario: *jumps over a fireball stick*
Bowser: WHAAAAA! *runs into the fireball stick* IT BUUUUUUUUUURNS!
Bugs Bunny was near the exit, but the koopalings blocked the doors.
Roy: You'll have to go through us!
Bugs Bunny: Okay! *slides into Lemmy's ball, causing it to bounce around, knocking out all the Koopalings*
Wario: *back to normal* TAKE THIS! *tackles Bugs*
Bugs Bunny: OH NO!
Wario and Bugs Bunny crash through the outside bridge and into the lava. Like in Mario 64, the boiling lava flings them back up due to its boiling lava-ness.
Bugs Bunny: WATER! WATER! I need WATER!
Wario: Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Hey! Water over there!
Wario jumps into a lake.
Wario: How come you aren't coming in?
Bugs Bunny: Eh, you'll find out. *runs off*
Wario: Huh, what a weirdo- AAAAAAAAAAH! *eaten by Bubba, the shades-wearing cheep cheep*
Bugs Bunny: Well, that solves that. *trapped in a cage* Oh no...
Astronaut: Bugs Bunny! The Galaxy is in trouble! We need to send you into outer space!
Bugs Bunny: NOT AGAIN!
SUPER BUGS BUNNY GALAXY