It sucks. Don't watch it. Just read the book.

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I'm not interested in Shakespeare anyway...

Wuzzat u say?

A crap load of people told me it was the new 300. You know...

Is the movie really that bad?

the new 300 = new contender for year's stupidest movie

I did read the book, and from what I see in the commercials the movie is totally different. Nothing at all the same.

I mean, I'd think they'd at least show Grendel, or Grendel's mom, or that dragon thing. A Beowulf movie could've totally rocked.

Its the same thing as 300

they take somthing that would make a great movie by itself

and they butcher it

http://www.beowulfmovie.com/

Oh, yes I almost forgot to voice my opinion on this.

I just thought the ending needed more clearing up, though. He had a baby with Grendel and he supposedly killed it. The main character is butt naked most of the time in the castle, as he awaited for the monster to arrive. I forgot his name. Grendel is naked too, and she's hot.


I have more to say, but I'm too lazy to post more on this.

Mordor and Grendel/Grendall - I'm sure those names are © Lord of the Rings?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beowulf_(2007_film)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lord_of_t...gs_film_trilogy


I don't know how efficient my Ctrl+F abilities are, but I don't see anything relating to Beowulf there.

I'm sure that the names I mentioned are location in LOTR

In teh books - there is a map, I'm sure of it. Plus isn't "Mordor" in LOTR? That's the name of Angelina Jolie's Char in Beowulf.

Beowulf was ok, but it was too slow paced, I think. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I only remember four fights, two of which were quite short, and Grendel's first attack for the action. It was like Spider Man 3- it lacked fighting/action and piled on storyline events.

I never read the book, but based on what you guys said, it must be better.

To me, the movie won the Gold Medal of crap.