I'm the prosecuter

also, this belong in games

The defense's assistant is here, prepared to aid TUL in his defense



Hope you're ready, kid...

the evidence is decisive

I will prove it in court

Alright then, the judge needs to start the trial.

I need to prepare my witnesses

((that means people should volunteer as witnesses))

Before this trial officially begins, I wish to see a fully detailed Court Record, as well as an autopsy from the Detective *hint we need a detective*

Detective? I'm not the judge. I'm the Detective!

Detective Satoshi Zilla here, n00bs! I have some desicive evidence. Here are the autopsy reports:

CALUMNW'S AUTOPSY REPORT:
Victim: Calumnw
Age: 12
Date: 6th of January 2008
time of death: 3:32 pm
Murder Weapon: Was stabbed by a spoon and then was strangulated to death.

MASTAWARIO'S AUTOPSY REPORT:
Victim: Masta Jack Wilson Wario
Age: OOOOOVVEERRRR 9000!!!!!!
Date: 6th of January 2008
time of death: 3:27 pm
Murder Weapon: Was strangulated then stabbed by a spoon.

I have the same spoon right here!

SPOON AND AUTOPSY REPORTS ADDED INTO COURT RECORD.

Can I testify yet, noobs?

then we need a judge

I'll have Conan be the judge

BTW, I gots a WITNESS

Conan: alright, court is now in session for the trial of TUL. Is everyone ready?

EDIT: Drat, snuck in on me. Now what?

(I am the judge, according to everyone else.
Sorry Yoshio, but I have to agree, because I have experience with judgment elsewhere.)

lulz SW will be the bailiff (seeing as MW died).

Can I testify yet?

the judge needs to start the trial...

OKELY DOKELY
Have the defense and procecution made their opening statements?

alright, I suppose I'll make my opening statement

the defendant, TUL, who has decided to represent himself commited serial murder he not only killed Mastawario, but Calumnw as well. The evidence shall prove beyond a resonable doubt that this is the case

I would like to start by calling the detective in charge of the investigation, Satoshi, to the stand

Right then. Defense, feel free to make your statement as Satoshi comes to the stand.
Satoshi, please come to the stand for the cross-examination.

First, the Defense would like to object to the term "Serial Murder", as Serial Killings are defined as killing three or more victims with a period of time in between them. Second, the defense would like to establish that I did not harm any members of this forum or any other. I plead "Not Guilty", your honor.


Also, remember to use these:

So everyone's made their opening statement? Right then, since I've already started the trial through the gavel, Satoshi, come on up.

Remember, kid, the police force always makes at least one mistake in their investigations. It may be easy, or it may be as hard as brewing a double tall six-shot espresso hazelnut caramel mocha with whipped cream and sugar. I'll trust you know what to do, but I'll help whenever you need it, just let me know.

Right. Look at my post above above for the evidence stuffs, noobs.



--THE INVESTIGATION--
It was, like, the 6th. Or was it the 5th? I don't know. Well, I'll use the floor plans to show you how the murder was done, noobs.

--------------------\
Ward 1 K V1|-------------------------\Ward 2/-----------\Ward 3 K V2/
--------------------/

As you can see, the first victim, Mastawario was stabbed with a spoon and then strangled in Ward 1. MastaWario was a fellow doctor of TUL's. Then TUL walked through Ward 2 to Ward 3 which takes 5 minutes. There, Calumnw was stabbed with a spoon but unlike the previous victim, was NOT strangled.
--------------------------END TESTIMONY-----------------

(I'm the updated Court Record thing)

FLOOR PLANS ADDED TO COURT RECORD.

Any wrong with my testimony Bobbaffet? I mean judge.

GYA! Ok.



It was, like, the 6th.

Or was it the 5th?

I don't know.

Well, I'll use the floor plans to show you how the murder was done, noobs.

*Shows floor plans again*

As you can see, the first victim, Mastawario was stabbed with a spoon and then strangled in Ward 1.

MastaWario was a fellow doctor of TUL's.

Then TUL walked through Ward 2 to Ward 3 which takes 5 minutes.

There, Calumnw was stabbed with a spoon but unlike the previous victim, was NOT strangled.

I arrived for a check-up with Doctor Wario.

But when I arrived there, TUL was knocked out and the victims, dead!

I hand-cuffed him instantaneously.

Oh and MoonMaster is a witness.

He was atatcked by his friend, TUL.
-----------END----------------

Happy now? I added the new details. If you can find a problem, I shall do another testimony.

*Strokes fire-shaped ginger hair*

*looks like somthing is bothering him about the testimony*

There's a few vital things missing in this testimony, almost like he's holding back something on us. It's almost too easy.

the judge didn't say he could cross examine the witness yet... >__>

Trust me, you won't even need to press on this. There's a certain piece of evidence we already have. A certain report that will prove the contradiction