One Day…
Darth Vader went to Paplatine's Testical-erm.....the Death Star........
and Pappy told him, "GO TO A MIDEVIL PLANET AND JACK DERE SWORDZ!"
and Vader said, "k."
So he took a GIGNTORANIMCAZOMBARIANRIBNONIA (AKA really big) fleet to a planet called Eawrth
And the he chopped sum heads off
and popped some boobs
and asploded a city or two
and asploded the swords
and asploded the planet
and Vader said, "Kthxzbai"