OCC: Yaycakes. First campaign.

Bowser was now facing Mario and Luigi aboard the leading doomship. His forces had now arrived at the palace.

Koopinator: ....awkward moment is awkward.

Bowser: *annoyed* Don't just stand there! Order the troops to invade the palace!

Koopinator: k

The Koopas and Magikoopas began the palace invasion, led by Koopinator.

Koopa Soldier 1: Yay! Raid time! .....OFUK! Toads!

Koopa Soldier 2: Die, fungi!

Banzi Bill, proud leader of the bullet bill army, is leading his forces toward the Mushroom Kingdom, one of his officers flies up to him

officer bill: sir, what exactly are we doing again?

Banzi Bill: haven't you been paying asttention during the briefing?

officer bill: I uh...wasn't there

Banzi Bill: WHAT?!

officer bill: well the game was on!

Banzi Bill: the BIG game?! Crap! I can't believe I missed it! ugh, well anyway, Lord Conan wants us to surrond Toad Town and blast it to pieces, we'll blow those Mushroom Kingdom losers sky high before they even know what hit them! Then Col. Valverrarti's forces will march in and mop up any stragglers

officer bill: why that is the perfect plan! They will be caught completely off guard!

Banzi Bill: I like it because I get to blow stuff up

another officer: heads up guys! Toad Town is coming into view dead ahead

Banzi Bill: Alright men get into your positions! Full formation! We need to hit em fast and hard!

The three ninjas swoops in to the Toad Town North Gate from different directions. They look up, as something huge in the sky overshadows them.

"...Told you..." Said Storm Solemnly.

"But if that's bowser... then who is leading those bullet bills?" Said Wind, point out into the fields on the other side of the gate.

"Who cares?" Said cloud, as he cracked his knuckles. "Mario and Luigi are on board that ship. This is our time to shine! We'll be adored along side the Mario brothers as the saviours of the Mushroom Kingdom!"

"Great plan. But there's a slight problem with the numbers, as in it being a gigantic army trying to break in, and only the three of us trying to stop them." Said Wind unimpressed. As he finished his sentence, there was a poof of smoke in front of them, and an old Toad stood watching the oncoming army, with his back to the three. Storm turned to Wind and solemnly replied,

"...I told Master before coming..."

"Time to prepare yourselves." Said the master, and he walked towards the dojo, with his students in stead.

bullet bill: we are now in full formation above the city. Should we start the attack sir

Banzi Bill: wait until Lord Conan gives the word

far away on Yoshi's Island, Conan picks up a walkie talkie

Conan: do it

Banzi Bill: Unleash hell!!!

the bullet bill army rains down onto the city crashing through buildings and into citizens, destroying as much of the city as they can

As one headed for the dojo, a swarm of students burst out, headed by The Master, Cloud, Wind and Storm.

"Get to work." said the Master, as he punched it away. The other three ran straight for the main group. Cloud started slogging bills with a hammer, while Wind whipped out a rib bone from a satchel around his waist, and started using it as a boomerang. Storm was lagging behind. He had a BB (bullet bill) gun strapped to his wrist, and he was jumping all about the place like an action hero.

"Come on Morpheus, keep up." said Wind.

Luigi: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, I'll leave the fighting up to you........*runs and falls off the ship*
Mario: *faceslap*

Koopa Bros approach the Toad Town in the Wizzerd Airship.

Koopa Red: Sweet, dude! This battle is going to be awesome!!!

Koopa Yellow: Hey! Those guys are doing what we were gonna do!! (pointing at other guys)

Koopa Red: WHAAAT!!? Wait, in that case, Let's just storm Peach's Castle and kidnap the princess for ransom!!

Koopa Black: But Bowser's Troops just invaded it, man.

Koopa Red: What? Didn't hear ya, dude. Anyways, Time to bust some Heads!!

Koopa Red, Yellow, and Black are beamed down to the ground along with the Dark Koopas and invade Peach's Castle.

*Luigi crashed into the castle right into Peach's Throne Room*

Luigi: I'm going to be the hero!

*Luigi grabs Peach and jumps down a warp pipe to the Toad Army base*

-Meanwhile-

Mario: Alright Bowser, whats your "big" plan this time?

Bowser: Meh, I don't have time for you, meddling plumber. Maybe next time...*escapes to the throne room in a transport, only to find Peach gone*....WHAT?!?!

His voice echoed through the palace.

Koopinator: (Lemme guess...Someone got to the princess before him...)

Castle alarm: ALERT! The second floor has been breached by the intruders. I repeat (blah, blah, blah)

Koopinator: Hehe...Back to pillaging...

Cartman Koopa: KICKASS!

Kyle Koopa: Shut up, fat boy!

Kenny Koopa: Neh, neh, nah, nah, neh.

Stan Koopa: Will you guys just come on?!

Bowser's forces had taken over the first floor and were nearly in control of the entire palace.

Meanwhile, in the treasure room of the palace...

Wario & Waluigi: $_$

Koopa Red: (hears Bowser) WHOAH! Something tells me Bowser is here, dudes!

Koopa Black:

Koopa Red: This gives me an idea! (runs off to find Bowser)

Koopa Yellow: Wait! Aw crap, now what, man?

Koopa Black (sees Giant Safe): I know what we should do, Yellow.........

Banzi Bill bursts through the front door of the castle

Banzi Bill: Knock Knock!

"...I count 3 enemy groups..." Said Storm solemnly.

"Who do we go for first?" Wondered Wind. The Master simply head towards the nearest castle wall, and began to scale. The boys looked at one another.

"Don'tcha get it? Master's showing us the way!" shouted an excited Cloud as he began to clamber up the wall. "We'll get to the top-"

"...And stop them all from there..." continued Storm.

"(Ingenious)" Pondered Wind.

bullet bill officer(on two way): our assault was successful, colonel, you can send your troops in now

Valverartti:(on two way) excellent!

Valverartti: alright men! enter the city, and storm the palace

Valverartti's forces march into the city

BJ: We're in! WAHAH! *Gets out a walkie-talkie* General Guy, send out the Shyguys! SHYGUYS AWAY! WAHAH!

Shyguys started falling out the ship next to Bowser Jr.'s Starship.

General Guy comes out in his tank afterwards and commands them to surround the pipe to Mario's house.

GG: Start going in and attack the hosue! Distract Mario!

General Guy goes to Peach's Castle in his tank and shoots electricity at it.

GG: Ok, Tutankoopa, you're turn!

Kamek walks up to Bowser.

Kamek: Bowser, we need all our forces here if we wish to hold Toad Town! I've called in some more Doomships to help, but scouts report that more large armies are coming, and the E.C.C.O. or Dreadnought Super Doomship arn't repaired quite yet...

Tutankoopa uses a Star Cannon to crash into the treasury with some Parakoopas.

Tutankoopa: Put you're hands up! You're under arrest by law of Bowser Jr.!

Tutankoopa gets out a parchment and shows it to the Wario Bros. and reads it aloud.

Tutankoopa: Anybody that tries to steal possessions that either belong to, or will belong to, Bowser Jr. will be arrested. Please come with me or we'll have to use force.

Some Parakoopas start getting out bags and try to steal the coins and gold. Other fly up to the brothers, ready to attack if need be.

Koopa Yellow: HIYAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Koopa Yellow comes Jumping in, Smashing into some Paratroopas carrying some money bags and catches them.

Koopa Yellow: Hey, You! Weird Pharoah Koopa! If anyone's stealing anything, It's ME! And i bet This "Bowser Jr" thing is just a lame lie!

(Note: KB are clueless about who Bowser Jr.)

MEANWHILE

Koopa Red reached the Throne Room, where Bowser and Kamek are.

Koopa Red: Whaoh, King Bowser! I wanna ask you something!

Valverartti and his forces walk up to the front door of the castle, he meets up with Banzi Bill

Valverartti: excellent work of destroying the Toad defenses commander, you took them completely off guard

Banzi Bill: heh, that's what we do Colonel

Valverartti: indeed

Banzi Bill: so what's the story? Do we just smash everything in sight?

Valverartti: Lord Conan intends to personally arrive at the palace, we are to clear the palace of any hostile forces left. That is my job, you may do as you wish commander

Banzi Bill: alright!

he flies off

Valverartti: Look sharp men! I want a clean sweep of the palace!

Koopa Red: Well, I...uh.....that Mario-guy was totally stronger than i thought the first time we fought him, and we WOULD'VE gotten Mario if that egg-dude hadn't gone and distracted us!

MEANWHILE

Koopa Yellow: Now, Black!

Koopa Black, along with the Dark Koopa Army, suddenly flew into the room and used Dizzy Shell, hitting Parakoopas, Money Bags, even Koopa Yellow.

Koopa Yellow (dizzy): Ow! Not me, Idiots!

Dark Koopas: Sorry, sir.....

Koopa Black spots TutanKoopa and starts running towards him.

Mario crashes into the room, stomps on Yellow, and sends him into the Parakoopas, gaining a 1UP

Mario: Don't you know stealling is bad?

Tutankoopa: Mario. Long time no see. OWCH!

A shell hit him and it was one of his Paratroopas.

Tutankoopa: YOU IDIOT! HIT HIM NOT ME!

Meanwhile in Bowser's Doomship...

Bowser Jr. sneaks on covered in a box not un-similar to the one Snake uses and starts humming Snake's Brawl tune when the new troops come in, carrying the box stupidly.

The starship
Tubba Blubba: WHY CAN'T I HELP IN THIS WAR!?!

Koopa Yellow (even more dizzy): Ooooohhh.....that didn't help......

Meanwhile, Koopa Black evades the obstacles and hits Tutankoopa with a Dizzy Shell.

The Yoshis troops are marching up the stairs...

Kamek warps to the top of the stairs.

Kamek: Y HALO THAR!

He launches a spell, which makes the stairs warp away, taking the troops with them. They appear back on Yoshi's Island, right in Conan's room.

Conan was changing clothes

Conan: what?! Hey! get out of here! get out of my room right now!!!

-------back at the castle---------

The troops that hadn't steped on the staris yet are staring at the spot where the staircase used to be

Valverartti: well, what are you gawking at?!

he points up to door that was at the top of the stairs

Valverartti: Get up there!

Koopinator and Bowser's forces had taken the palace.

Bowser: Any sign of that ijit that took the princess?

Koopinator: No clue...

Bowser: *getting steamed*....Phone in the idorts back at my castle. Let's at least get a progress report on how things are going there...

Koopinator tries to get in contact with the Warios several times

Koopinator: .......dotdotdot....They're not there...

Bowser: WHAT?!?!

Meanwhile...

Wario: *hears Bowser's voice* Eh?...

Waluigi: ....Not good...

They had shoved their pockets so full of treasure, they could barely walk.

Wario: Let's get out of here...

Koopa Red: So, um, Bowser dude, do you mind if....I join up with you again? It was awesome serving under the Koopa King, and i got an army ready to assist. Plus, me and my bros are totally stronger now! I can prove it right now, too!

Koopa Red: Sweet! Lemme contact the Others!! (takes out shell communicator)

Koopa Red: Yellow! Black! Green! Can you hear me, dudes? I got news! We're on King B's Side again!

Koopa Yellow: (still dazed) Sweet, dude......

Koopa Green: O RLY?!

Koopa Red: YA RLY!!

Koopa Black: (yelling over intercom): Red! We need your help, man! Some Pharoah Thing and his army who claim to be working for "Bowser Jr" or something is attacking us!

Koopa Red: Bowser......Junior?

BJ: Uh-oh.... they mentioned me. I need to escape. EVACUATE, EVACUATE!

Toad Town-Peach's Castle-Treasury

Tutankoopa: ...WAHHH. WHERE ARE THE BABY CHICKENS?

Parakoopa 1: Let'sh go! Or the bosh will kill you! ACTIVATING DETONASHIN DEVICE IN 3 MINUTES!

Parakoopa 2: LET'SH-A-GO!

Another Parakoopa gets out a star-cannon (one of those star-shhoting thingys in Galaxy) and shoves it over Tutankoopa's head.

Parakoopa 3: AUSTA-LA-BYE BYE!

Toad Town-Mario's House
BJ: EVACUTAE! REPEAT! EVACUATE! ABORT MISSION!

Shy Guy 1: Nyah. (Come on! We must evacuate! Luigi ain't here anyway!)

Shy Girl (A female Shy Guy): Bleep. (COME! ON! LORD JR. NEEDS US TO ABORT MISSION!)

Toad Town-Castle-Outside
BJ: ALL TROOPS ABORT! WE CAN NOT CONTINUE! WE SHALL GET CAUGHT IF WE STAY!

Bowser's Doomship
Bowser Jr. sneaks into the bomber bit and presses the leaver to escape.

BJ: TUBBA BLUBBA! BRING THE SHIP! PUT IT DIRECTLY UNDERNEATH DAD'S!

End Bowser Jr.'s Part of the Campaign...

Koopa Black (still on communicator) : Erm....never mind, dude....the koopa guys just ran away.......Wait......One of the them said something about a bomb going off in 3 minutes......

Koopa Red: THREE MINUTES, DUDE!??? WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

Koopa Green: I'll prepare the airship beam, Red!

Koopa Red: Black! Yellow! Where are you?!

Koopa Black We're in the vault!

Koopa Red: Alright, now.....wait, the vault? In that case, tell each of the Dark Koopas to get as much money as you can as we leave!

Koopa Black: Gotta, dude!

Koopa Red: So, Koopatrol-dude, you coming?

The bomb, disguised as a coin, ticks. One minute up. Two minutes before the explosion. One Parartroopa, an idiotic one, stays, not hearing about the bomb.

Paratroopa: What was that tick?

Kamek gets the fleet ready.

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Mario jumps into the pipe Luigi jumpped into.

Koopinator and the rest of the armies fled to the doomship fleet behind Bowser.

Bowser: What do you think you're doing, ijit?

Koopinator: *huff, huff* B-b-bomb! Goes off in a few minutes!

Bowser: WHAT?!?! Let's get outta here!

The fleet took off from Toad Town.

Koopa Red and Black, with the Dark Koopas carring money bags (and Koopa Yellow), escape the castle, and Koopa Green beams them back up to their Airship.

The Airship takes off back to the Fortress......

The Yoshi forces reach the treasure room

Valverartti: hmm, there does not seem to be anyone here

suddenly, Valverartti's communicator starts beeping

Valverartti: a call from Lord Conan...

Conan is sitting in front of a computer

Conan: Valverartti, I've detected an explosive device with a timer in the treasure room...

Valverartti: WHAT?!

Conan: its disguised as a coin, so I'll get a beacon on it so you can find it

a flashing light appears above one of the coins, Valverartti picks it up

Valverartti: I got it

Conan: right, I'll tell you how to disarm it, its very simple. Which is fortunate as we don't have much time

Conan walks through the deactivation of the bomb with Valverartti, who is able to successfully disarm the bomb in thirty seconds

Conan: good, its been deactivated

Valverartti: what do you want me to do with it sir?

Conan: nothing, I'll teleport it up here, I may find a use for it someday...

the coin disappears

Valverartti: alright, now that that bit of nonsense is out of the way, lets continue to run a sweep on the palace to check for more hostile forces

Conan: no need, I've gotten word from Banzi Bill that the other armies have retreated. I shall be with you shortly, and I'm also sending more troops. Toad Town is our's

Kamek: HAHAHA! They fell into my trap. *Kamek pulls out a two way radio* Captain, fire the Eclipse Cannon now!

The E.C.C.O. fires at Peach's Castle, blowing it up.

OCC: that's god modding, so no it din't

OCC: Yoshio, you have the town. MG fired the cannon and blew up the palace. Everything left standing in the town is yours. Campain over.