May: Im exausted! Too exausted to have sex, Im hot
;Dawn: Me 2! *Takes bra off*
May:Good Idea! *Takes bra off too*
AAAAH! I feel so nice now, I can just FEEL the body heat escaping... only if it weren't for that damn sun!
Dawn: Don't worry! I haz a water pokemon! PIPLUP I CHOOSE YOU! *Sends out Piplup*
Piplup: Piplup?
Dawn: USE HYDRO CANNON!
Piplup: Ima chargin up mah lazer!
*Sends a burst of cool water at May and Dawn*
May: heeehee I feel so nice now
can you use rain dance?So then, Piplup Rain Dances, and the rain drops trickle all over their naked soft bodies.
Dawn: lets have a splash fight! heehee
Meanwhile.....
Ash: Paul you are so sexy.
Paul: I know I am.
Ash: Stop being such a bitch, now let me be on top this time.
Paul: No
Ash:;___;
They walk, and hear some giggling
Paul: Giggling?! That means some people are having sex!
Ash: Could it be other boys?!
Paul: No you idort, the voices are too high, and if they were actual boys,they wouldn't be sexy at all.
Ash: Your right!
Paul: I know I am.
They peek through the bushes, to find May and Dawn kissing in the "man"made beach they made in the middle of Eterna Forest.
Ash makes a loud rustle in the bush.
Paul: IDORT. NOW THIS TIME YOU ARE GONNA GET IN THE MASOCHIST CAGE.
Ash: Nuu ;_;
Dawn: Hey did you hear that?
May: Oh noes, could it be.. BOYS?! Dont worry Dawn, I can use string shot!
Dawn: o_O!?!
May: Not me, but my Beautifly can!
GO BEAUTIFLY! NOW SHOT WEB!
*String shots at the bush*
Paul and Ash find themselves tied together in some sticky, white material.
Ash: Dammit!
Paul: For some reason, my pants feel tighter.
May and Dawn: EEKLES
May: Wait, they must be gay!
Dawn: Your right! Only ugly boyz can be straight.
RUUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
At the same time....